Are Dead People Our Next Renewable Energy Source?

Is this the reason why so many war has been fought…to heat up your home and light up the bulbs above your dinner table?

Are Dead People Our Next Renewable Energy Source?

A crematorium in the United Kingdom recently announced that it would use heat from its burners to produce electricity and bring down its energy costs.

In Britain, crematoriums are a major source of air pollution from the mercury in dental fillings. The government has mandated that all such establishments cut their emissions in half by next year and eliminate them altogether by the end of the decade.

Durham Crematorium decided to take the required renovation as an opportunity to reduce its utility bills as well as its toxic emissions. The county run business is currently undergoing a £2.3 million project to install three new furnaces. The first phase, due to be completed early next year, will include a “heat recovery system” to be fitted to one burner to capture and recycle heat for the building.

The projects second phase will include the installation of turbines on the other two furnaces. Heat generated during cremation will trigger the turbines and generate enough electricity to power 1,500, according to Durham Crematorium.

Under the UK’s feed-in tarriff program, all of this extra electricity could be sold back to the National Grid at a decent price. If successful, this scheme means that not only will the crematorium be powered by the bodies of the deceased, so will many homes and businesses in the area.

While it’s not the first crematorium in Britain to recycle  heat in this way, the Durham Crematorium is certainly the only one that will generate electricity to be sold back into the grid.

Experts say that if the heat recycling process proves profitable, other crematoriums across Europe could follow suit. While it’s definitely a little creepy to think about dead bodies heating up your living room, it’s actually a pretty resourceful idea. The traditional funeral process is extremely resource intensive and is responsible for many toxic substances leaching into our soil and water supply.

Recycling corpses into much needed affordable energy is a more honorable and practical way to dispose of the body. For those that have already chosen cremation, it could be comforting to know that they’ll get to perform one last generous service to mankind by being transformed into a weird source of renewable energy.

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2 responses to “ Are Dead People Our Next Renewable Energy Source? ”

  1. Administrator, Maria Anna says:

    The one percent will have enough energy to charge (and led run) their creepy devises like NEXRAD (Doppler radar) to keep the survives of WWII in a happy hypnotic state meaning like controllable zombies who will never fight back.
    All low energy devises like your RFID will be controlled with the energy of the dead of WWIII.
    Those who survive will kept alive to generate an endless amount of energy by means of the thermal heat of the body.

    Welcome in the future…welcome in a closed society in which you are the source of existence including a prisoner of an invisible field of electronics. (also known as Smart houses, Google glass, i-phones etc)

  2. Administrator, Maria Anna says:

    Is this the reason why so many wars has been fought…to heat up you home and light up the bulbs above your dinner table?

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